Jess: Okay, the pregnancy test doesn't work until after six days, so just get through the weekend and don't tell Schmidt until you're sure.
Cece: Yeah, no, of course not, of course. It's just... I can't stop thinking about what a Schmidt baby would be like.
Jess: Just, I mean, I, I don't know.
Cece: Would it just want to nurse 24 hours a day?
Jess: Probably. We could make it, like, a douche baby jar.
Cece: [gasps] Oh, my God.