Schmidt: Come on. Look at this. There's no brushed steel, no nickel. I mean, it's got none of the baller metals. I mean, come on, man. I'm not gonna get Winkelvossed because of your sloppiness.
Nick: What do you mean, "I"? Real Apps is my idea. You just came up with the name!
Schmidt: Yeah, and the name is the game, friendo.
Nick: Mm-mm.
Schmidt: Yes, it is, man.
Nick: No, it isn't. No, it isn't, man.
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if they called the iPhone a "slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, actually, I might.
Schmidt: That's why they call it basketball and not "peach basket catch-it-up."
Nick: You just came up with that?