Jess: I'm mad at him, and I've never been mad at him before.
Schmidt: Oh, Jess! This room is not a place of comforting, okay? This is Darwin's jungle, where open-minded people do weird things to each other.
Cece: [to Schmidt] Go away.
Jess: I can't fight with him. That's our thing. We don't fight. He used to fight all the time with his ex-wife. I think he likes that we're peaceful.
Cece: Fighting's good. It's healthy. It's how you know it's working.
Schmidt: You know, Jess, what Cece and I like to do is we like to fight with our bodies. It's like very intense game of Capture the Flag. I won't make you guess what the flag is.