Jess: I have so much to tell you. I spent the whole week with rich people. I finally tried port.
Nick: Were you gone last week? Is that why it was so quiet?
Jess: I feel like I haven't seen you guys in so long. You all look so handsome, so grown-up.
Winston: Thank you.
Jess: Hey, Nick. I finally notice the one-eighth Cherokee. Winston, that's almost a mustache.
Winston: Yeah. It's creepy and thin, just like I like it.
Schmidt: How was your sexcation with Russell?
Jess: I did have a lot of sex. Thank you.