Schmidt: You know, Jess thinking that we're a cute couple is... I don't... It's kind of a turnoff. How do we explain to her that this is just... it's just sex?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Schmidt: What is that? That is shoddy workmanship is what that is. I'm taking you off prep. Go clean the garbanzo beans.
Cece: I'm taking my knife.
Schmidt: Be careful with that knife. It's from Japan.