Jess: All right, one more. Schmidt said that Winston is in danger of becoming a nanny for life. He said you were going "full Poppins."
Schmidt: Okay, Winston, I can see anger in your eyes.
Winston: Schmidt said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: One time.
Jess: What?!
Schmidt: I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them.