Jess: Okay, look, fine, from now on, we are going to be open and honest in this loft, and that means that I have some secrets I want to get off my chest.
Schmidt: I'd rather not hear those.
Nick: Nobody wants to hear these.
Jess: Schmidt, a couple months ago I found Nick using your chenille throw as a napkin.
Schmidt: That is a microfiber blend from Pakistan, you heathen.
Nick: Stop quoting the catalog like a weirdo.