Cece: Jess, I'm really sorry you found out this way, okay, but trust me, it wasn't some big conspiracy. It was just something that happened and then it got out of control, sort of like poison oak and I just couldn't stop scratching it.
Schmidt: Cece started it.
Cece: That's... I did, I started it.
Winston: Why, Cece? Are you trying to get back at your parents?