Winston: They know, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Sweatback? You told Sweatback? Come on, Winston. Jess.
Jess: God.
Schmidt: I am so sorry that you had to hear about this like this. But, I mean, can we just take a moment to celebrate me? Schmidtty really did it this time. I mean, I'm having Indian every night.
Jess: [lunges at Schmidt] No, no!
Schmidt: Whoa, whoa!