Nick: What's going on with you? Are you okay?
Winston: I saw something a few days ago. Now, I've been sworn to secrecy, but it is just too big.
Nick: I know what you're going through. You know I can't keep a secret, I can't lie, Winston. You saw me with that girl.
Winston: Don't leave me like this.
Nick: Even thinking about keeping a secret turns my back into a Slip 'n Slide.
Winston: Come on, man, you got to help me out, okay? I'm dying. I don't want to know.
Nick: Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on...
Winston: I'm dying! I'm dying, man!
Nick: I don't want to know. I don't want to know!
Winston: Cece and Schmidt are sleeping together!
Nick: Ew. [groans]