Schmidt: What are you doing out here?
Jess: Oh, just checking up on you. Oh, I see you're eating street meat wrapped in street meat.
Schmidt: This is my man, Gordon. You've outdone yourself once again, Gordon. Excellent.
Jess: Did you go to work today?
Schmidt: No, no. No work. I haven't been there in a while.
Jess: How long is a while?
Schmidt: I don't know. Three days?
Jess: Schmidt, I made a mistake in bringing you down here. I shouldn't have done that. Please come home.
Schmidt: Why? So I can cook and clean? So I can show you where the vacuum is?