Schmidt: Where's my burr coffee grinder?
Jess: Oh, you know, I think it's in the hutch.
Schmidt: You put it in the hutch? The... aah, this thing was on the street.
Jess: It's a coffee grinder, Schmidt. I think it'll be okay.
Schmidt: A top-of-the-line conical burr coffee grinder. You know what that means? It means it doesn't smash up the beans like some pedestrian blade grinder. It actually grinds them, for a deeper, richer, more satisfying flavor profile!
Jess: Oh. Well, I've used it repeatedly to make homemade crayons. Does that show up in your flavor profile, Schmidt?