Jess: I pay rent, so I think that gives me the right to add a few things.
Schmidt: Jess... [chuckles] you're wrong. Okay? My answer's no.
Jess: Well, my answer is yes. I'm keeping the hutch.
Schmidt: I had a bad night. I'm really, I'm just asking you, please d-don't push me. 'Cause then I'll have to reinstate my ban on high-waisted shorts.
Jess: You would not dare.
Schmidt: Try me.
Jess: That was the worst four weeks of my life.