Cece: Okay, Schmidt, you... you really need to learn to take a breath and calm down, all right? We're just being a little spontaneous.
Schmidt: Words that have never been used to describe Schmidt: spontaneous, flexible, easy-going." I'm like a Marine.
Cece: You're nothing like a Marine.
Schmidt: I'm totally like a Marine. All right, you know what? Fine... I'm... I'm out of here. [takes off loafers] Take these, and take care of them ... I can get a tetanus shot, but I can't cure damaged suede.