Quote from Winston in Injured
Schmidt: It's time for you to buy a new car, man. Winston: You buy a new car! Schmidt: I bought a new car. It's what you borrow every morning when this one makes the weird sound. [imitates squealing, moaning engine] Sherman: That's not a good sound. Winston: Just give me the keys. Schmidt: You shouldn't call them keys. It's a paperclip that you start the car with.