Quote from Nick in Valentine's Day
Cliff: I'm quitting! Julia: What? Cliff: Nick convinced me that I can't waste my life doing your stapling any more. Nick: I never said anything like that, Julia. Cliff: Not doing it any more. I'm not working all night on Valentine's Day. I'm just gonna get in my car, and I'm just gonna drive until I see the sun. 'Cause it's got to be shining somewhere. And for once in my life, I'm gonna spend some time with my birds. Woo! Julia: No, Cliff! We're gonna start paying you so soon! Nick: Julia, I am so sorry. I just told him a story about when I got arrested in Mexico. Julia: You got arrested in Mexico? Nick: I wasn't gonna tell you until after you got knocked up and were stuck with me.