Quote from Schmidt in Valentine's Day
Oliver: Back to the movie. Ready? Schmidt: Yeah. Jess: Yeah. Schmidt: These monkeys look so real. Oliver: Apes. They're apes. Schmidt: Oh... you're one of those. Jess: Get out. Schmidt: Like there's a real difference? Jess: Get out now! Schmidt: All right. [When Schmidt gets outside, he finds his car up on cinder blocks] Schmidt: Youths!