Nick: Hey, hey, hey, man, this is my spot. I was here first!
Man: That's my space, huh?
Nick: This isn't Europe! Move!
Jess: Come on. Come on, Nick. Maybe he's a really nice guy. He's just having a bad day.
Nick: I don't care if he's a nice guy.
Man: Get that piece of crap out of my space.
Nick: Come on, dude. Why don't you come in here, take my pants off and kiss my ass? [the man pulls out a gun] Oh!
Jess: Oh, my God!
Man: What do you got to say now? Huh?
Jess: Oh, my God, it's like The Wire!
Nick: He has a gun. He has a gun. Stay down. Oh, my God. You still think he's a nice guy, Jess?