Jess: It didn't go well with Shelby?
Winston: I gotta say, I thought it would be easy. You know? Maybe... Maybe I don't have game. Maybe I never had game. Maybe it's always been about basketball.
Nick: Yeah, you don't have any game. It's always been because you play basketball. Are you seriously just realizing that you don't have game?
Winston: What is your secret, man? How do normal guys get girls?
Schmidt: Let's not say "normal." Just, you know, say what it is ... "average."