Quote from Schmidt in Jess and Julia
Schmidt: Damp! Damn it! Everybody ... bathroom now! Jess: What's up, Dad? Nick: What, Schmidt? Schmidt: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp? Nick: 'cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, Schmidt. Schmidt: No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one. Nick: I'll tell you this, pal. I've never used that. I do use that one every single day. Schmidt: Oh, God. [gags]