Quote from Schmidt in Jess and Julia
[later, Schmidt walks through the living room with a small towel around his waist] Schmidt: Okay, I left my towel in my room. Nobody look. Nobody look, yo. Sadie: [scoffs] We don't want to. Schmidt: Nobody look. Seriously, no... no one's looking? All right, forget it. [trips] Aah! Damn it. Sadie: See, he's a natural blond. Cece: What shape is that supposed to be shaved into? Jess: Think he's trying to force perspective. Schmidt: [chuckles] Very funny. I got to get something off my chest. Cece: No, Schmidt, there is an apron right over there ... go cover yourself. Jess: You are Jewish. Sadie: You're making me gayer.