Winston: Ah. I see you found Santa's house. I was looking for it.
Elvin: The man with no shirt killed Santa.
Winston: Oh, you mean Schmidt. Well, he was just dressing up like Santa.
Elvin: Then why didn't he have a shirt?
Winston: You know, we ask ourselves that question every single day.
Elvin: Is it because he's a D-bag? Mommy says he's a D-bag.
Winston: You know something? You're a really smart kid. And for that, Santa's gonna bring you extra presents this year.
Elvin: Really?
Winston: Yeah. Thank you, LeBron.