Quote from Schmidt in Bells
Nick: What are you doing? Schmidt: [sniffs] Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. I can smell it on you right now! Nick: Fine! Stop smelling my hair! Schmidt: You know how much that stuff costs? Nick: Okay, Schmidt, I didn't use your conditioner. Schmidt: Why does your hair look so baby soft?! Nick: Fine, Schmidt! I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner. We're talking about conditioner, right? Schmidt: You used it as shampoo?! It's for moisture, Nick, not for cleaning! I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back, man. Nick: Give you what back? Schmidt: Give me it back. Nick: Think about what you're doing right now. Schmidt: I'm squeezing it out of your hair.