Jess: That was so horrible. What am I gonna do? He's never gonna speak to me again. I'm so embarrassed.
Winston: It's not a big deal. I've seen Nick's stuff, like, a million times.
Schmidt: You have? I mean... how?
Winston: We grew up together. Locker rooms, swimming pools, penis fights... it just happens.
Schmidt: Why haven't I seen it?
Winston: Why do you want to see it?
Schmidt: He's my best friend.
Winston: Again, why do you want to see it?