Quote from Jess in Kryptonite
Schmidt: Jess, look, it's a ball. Jess: Oh, a little b-ball, huh? [laughs; bounces ball] You know, I'm actually pretty good. I used to play with my mom. [singing] Defense! Defense! Watch out for the defense! Sneaky sneaky wah wah. Nick: [to Winston] You get used to it. Jess: Hey, Schmidt! [Jess bounces the ball hard in Schmidt's direction, but it bounces up and smashes the TV] Nick: Ah, come on! Jess: Oh! Schmidt: Wow. Jess: Oh! My bad!