Jess: [holding a shoe] You have made love to a lot of forgetful women.
Schmidt: [takes a show] Ah man, look at these, wow. [takes hair extension] Oh, look at that, Rosh Hashanah '06. Yeah, nothing orthodox about what we did that night.
Jess: Winston seems nice.
Schmidt: Did he say anything to you about the room?
Jess: What room?
Schmidt: The big room, I kinda took it from him when he left, I used to be in the small room. [pulls out a yelow shirt which reads "I am Claire"] This happened in the small room. Twice. Never going back there again, Jess.