Schmidt: Okay, Jess, game time. Let's do this. If you wanna forget about Spencer, you're gonna have to do some very very bad things... with that man, right over there.
Jess: How bad?
Schmidt: Real bad, Jess. Real bad.
Jess: Like a, make-out sess, no tops?
Schmidt: Okay, this is what- This is what's gonna happen. You're gonna go over there and you're gonna stand next to him and you're gonna smile. [Jess smiles creepily] But, you're not gonna smile like that. [Jess shows a toothy smile] That looks like a hungry badger.