Jess: [on the phone] It's a surprise for Spencer. I'm just gonna walk in and I'm gonna drop my coat on the ground. He says he had this fantasy that I'm a stripper with a heart of gold, and he's helping me put myself through college.
Cece: He didn't say the college part, did he?
Jess: Um, no, I wanted to create a three-dimensional sex character.
Cece: Really? What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh... Rebecca Johnson?
Cece: Your stripper name's Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two-boobs Johnson.
Cece: Look at you, in the back of a cab, totally naked. I am so proud of you.