Schmidt: Please tell me one of you goons is sober enough to drive this circus to the hospital.
Nick: Not me. I've been drinking all day.
Jess: I only have one working eye!
Russell: Well, I'll take you to the hospital.
Winston: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Aly: Great!
Winston: Uh, we'll beat you up after the baby is born.
Aly: Why would you say that? Babe, why is your crystal out? Were you fighting?