Quote from Nick in The Curse of the Pirate Bride
Nick: Tran! Look at you. You look so good, you heartthrob. Hey, did you ever think Jess was gonna want to marry me? You did? Ah, see, I didn't see that. I just feel like the luckiest guy in the whole world. That's a very sweet thing to say. Hey, I'm feeling a little bit antsy. What's a groom supposed to do on his wedding day? I said day, not night, you little pervert. [laughing] I know what to do in the night. Oh, my publisher just showed up. I want to see what he thinks about my new book. I'm not gonna give him your poems. I'm not gonna do it. I gave you my opinion on 'em. There was some racist stuff in there that I didn't dig, and I don't want my name associated. I'll give him your poems. [laughing]