Jess: Who wants to begin?
Nick: I mean... [sighs] I'm not even mad about the money. I'm just mad that Coach and I never talk anymore.
Coach: What are you talking about, man? I called and asked you if elephants are basically pigs, and you were like "no," and I was like "cool."
Nick: Yeah, and that was an awesome conversation. It was also three years ago, man. We haven't talked since. I mean, honestly, I'd pay another $70,000 to have my friend back.