Nick: Why are you here?
Schmidt: Keep it down. Ruth is napping.
Nick: In my bed? You put that kid to sleep in...
Schmidt: Yes, and I changed the sheets. It's very clear to me what side of the bed you sleep on.
Winston: Busted.
Schmidt: Ruth hasn't slept in 24 hours, so I drove her around in my car. She told me she had to pee, so I brought her here. She nodded off on the toilet. It was very cute. Honestly, it reminded me of you.
Nick: That's great...
Schmidt: I took 70 pictures.