Quote from Schmidt in About Three Years Later
Schmidt: It's just, this is the first birthday party that our daughter is actually going to remember. If it's anything less than perfect, I'm going to hire a professional samurai to chop me in half. Cece: That seems proportional. Schmidt: Okay, fine. You know what? You're right. Let's break out the booze. Cece: Thank you. Schmidt: Put some toilet tissue in the bounce house.