Jess: Because of a pending Justice Department investigation, I can't tell you why I left Banyon Canyon. But I can tell you European Jess is a lot more fun than State's Witness Jess.
Russell: It sounds to me like you need a job. You should come work for me.
Jess: I don't actually know what it is you do. God, I was a terrible girlfriend. Anyway, Nick and I leave for the South American leg of his book tour soon. In Peru, they call Pepperwood El Gumbo Federalé.
Russell: Wait, Nick? You're still together? I've been married and divorced twice since I last saw you.
Jess: Yeah, well, you know, we haven't been together the whole time. We've had ups and downs, and twists and turns, but about three years ago, we figured it out and we've been together ever since. Sometimes it just takes dating your cousin for things to really fall into place.