Nick: Hey, guys! Reagan's on her way. I've got too much to deal with to deal with this two Winstons thing.
Schmidt: What, I can't have a first name because you left some woman on a train? Don't put that on me, man!
Nick: I'm not calling you Winston, Schmidt. 'Cause if I do, then what am I gonna call the real Winston?
Schmidt: Call him I don't care! I don't care!
Nick: Hey, Winston, you want to get a drink?
Schmidt: Sure.
Winston: Sure. I'm down.
Nick: I was talking to that Winston.
Schmidt: Oh.
Nick: After the drink, you want to get some dinner, Winston?
Schmidt: Yes.
Winston: Ooh, you know your boy hungry.
Nick: That time I was talking to this Winston.