Quote from Schmidt in Socalyalcon VI
Cece: All right, doggy door. Schmidt: Sealed. Cece: Attic. Schmidt: Padlocked. Cece: Crawlspace. Schmidt: Uncrawlable. The cast of Sneakers couldn't get into this place. Cece: Uh... Jess: [enters] Well, I guess I'm going to Palm Springs. I just need your big-ass hat. Schmidt: The front door. Jess: Bye. Schmidt: 25 points of entry is too many points of entry!