Quote from Schmidt in Rumspringa
Nick: I'm sorry I kidnapped you, Jess. I just hated to see you with first-day jitters. Jess: What is wrong with me? I've been preparing for this job my entire life. Nick: I mean... maybe this'll help. A bottle of champagne. [laughs] A toast to the new principal, right? Should we? Schmidt: Is that a bottle of Krug Clos d'Camaret-du-sur Mer? Jess: Yeah, it absolutely is a bottle of "Klus Clos de Saminaire." Schmidt: Little known fact about the late '90s Krug Clos d'Camaret-sur-Mer. According to my father, they have very strong wire around the cork. Jess: Well, that anecdote's ready to go. Schmidt: Uncork it, Nick.