Jess: I have to go home and work on my blazer. So I found a bus ticket back...
Nick: Well, hold on. I think there's somebody that you would like to meet, Jess.
Man: Greetings, yon settlers three!
Jess: Are there folksy, old-timey reenactors here? 'Cause that would be, like, a total freaking game changer.
Man: I am one of the founders of this town of Solvang, Professor P.P. Hornsyld.
Schmidt: Is this really what you're into?
Nick: And so begins phase two, enjoyment.
Man: At your service.
Jess: I have 87 questions for you. When were you born? When did you die? Where were you born? Where did you die? Are you a spirit? What do you think of the modern era? What do you think of technology?
Man: Perhaps you'd like to try some aquavit, a traditional drink from the motherland. Perhaps you will enjoy its humors more than you enjoy peppering me with this endless barrage of questions.