Nick: It's a craft fair! You love craft fairs.
Jess: Candy apples, windmills, no minorities. Great Rumspringa, guys! I'm gonna hit the road. I need to work on my blazer.
Schmidt: Well, I paid for all-day parking, so you're out of your mind if you think we're leaving now.
Nick: Jess, resistance is the classic first stage. Just enjoy this! It's so cool. Look at this sign. Look at this sign.
"When did it become a crime to rhyme all the time?" [laughs] So true. [chuckles]And it's really funny.
Schmidt: Somebody just thought of that.
Nick: Do you think a teenager would hang this on his wall?
Jess: No.
Nick: I don't either. I just got a vision for my room. Excuse me.