Schmidt: First day jitters, Jess. It's totally normal, and we have the answer. Rumspringa.
Nick: Boy ride.
Jess: Rumspringa is a hallowed Amish tradition, not a one-day buddy comedy. Second of all, I don't want to go to a casino or a sexual petting zoo.
Schmidt: That is why we are taking you to the old-timey Danish town oddly located in California's wine country.
Nick & Schmidt: Solvang!