Winston: Well, here, you know what? Have this one. Oh, my God, a hamster?!
Schmidt: You're a pet guy, man.
Winston: I am. I am. But... Jess, you... you should have him.
Jess: No. I-I got the best gift of all. Watching you guys give each other gifts that show you care.
Winston: Well, you can't not have a gift. Besides, Ferguson's gonna eat him, anyway.
Jess: Oh. Well, if... if Ferguson will eat him, then I... I'll take him. Thanks, Winston.
Winston: Of course.
Jess: Great Secret Santa, everyone. You want to go to bed, little guy? You want to see your new room?