Schmidt: Hey, Dad, are you okay in there? Did you fall in? That's a dad joke that I would've assumed I would have heard you make had you been around more.
Gavin: [o.s.] I want you to know I'm not using the bathroom. I'm just sitting here.
Schmidt: Hey, Dad, you know what's a great cure for heartache? A little father-and-son time. You know, we could have a catch, whittle a stick. Why don't you just come out?