Jess: Winston would like you and Reagan to spend a mutually agreed upon amount of time as a couple with Ferguson.
Nick: We're talking about the cat?
Jess: The only couples that Ferguson knows are interracial. And while Winston views this as progress, he knows that it's not an accurate portrayal of... the world.
Nick: You even think that cat knows Winston exists?
Jess: Definitely not. Next, Winston would like to be the first person to see you in your new jeans. And he will see you under these circumstances, and these circumstances only: descending a grand spiral staircase, as Winston waits at the bottom, weeping with pride, holding your new belt.
Nick: He wants me to go upstairs without a belt. Some... We rent a really nice mansion.
Jess: Hey, you could do it, like, a museum...
Nick: I'm not going to a public place and doing this with him.
Jess: Do you want the yays or not?
Nick: I need the yays.