Captain Holt: We-Well, your car should be fixed by morning.
Jess: How do I know you're not lying?
Captain Holt: I never lie. Although I told my mother her hair looked good once... and it didn't. Just looked okay.
Jess: Okay, I believe you, even though you're from the city of garbage water and pizza trash.
Captain Holt: What is your problem with this city?
Jess: [sighs] I've just never had a good experience here. I came here once before and it was a complete disaster.
Captain Holt: Did you go to the opera and were disappointed? It's this new director.
Jess: No, I actually... I had this great week planned, and then thing after thing went wrong, and then I cut my trip off early. Oh, my God. [gasps] Oh, my God. That's when that was?
Captain Holt: Obviously, I don't know because I have no idea what you're talking about.