Jess: Hey, guys. I want everyone to have a really great trip. You both stay here. I'm gonna go to Schmergerman... I'm gonna go to Schmaegel...
Cece: Schmaegalman's.
Jess: Bagelman's?
Cece: No.
Schmidt: Schmaegalman.
Jess: Maegalman's?
Cece: Maegal. Yeah.
Jess: I'm gonna go to... to the deli.
Louise: You?
Jess: Can I borrow your car, please?
Louise: If you get so much as a scratch on it, you'll never leave New York. Because you'll be dead.
Jess: Because I'll be dead.
Louise: You can't handle that deli.
Jess: I think I can handle going to a deli.