Quote from Jess in Homecoming
Jess: Hey, guys. I want everyone to have a really great trip. You both stay here. I'm gonna go to Schmergerman... I'm gonna go to Schmaegel... Cece: Schmaegalman's. Jess: Bagelman's? Cece: No. Schmidt: Schmaegalman. Jess: Maegalman's? Cece: Maegal. Yeah. Jess: I'm gonna go to... to the deli. Louise: You? Jess: Can I borrow your car, please? Louise: If you get so much as a scratch on it, you'll never leave New York. Because you'll be dead. Jess: Because I'll be dead. Louise: You can't handle that deli. Jess: I think I can handle going to a deli.