Jess: Ugh! That's gut-wrenching!
Cece: Sorry, sweetheart.
Louise: I'm sorry in a way only a mother could be.
Jess: It sucks that it was so cool to be a bully when we were young.
Schmidt: This is a disaster. If you need me, I'll be in my room... blasting Dookie on cassette.
Jess: Wait! Schmidt. [sighs] Freakin' New York.
Schmidt: [o.s.] Ma, you turned my room into Reggie's room? I hate my brother!