Jess: Couples always try to talk down to singles. We can do everything that you guys can do.
Robby: I take myself out for a dessert date every Sunday.
Jess: Yeah, and yesterday, I had a backache, and I rubbed it myself, in a doorjamb.
Schmidt: This is bummin' me out. Is this group gonna be a bummer? Be honest.
Jess: Absolutely not.
[later, on the trip, Jess's group are all on horseback:]
Jess: [v.o.] There's Brenda. She's a circuit court judge who also teaches taxidermy class for kids. And Hugh. He grows his own onions. My former boss and current friend, Principal Foster. His hip surgeon has okayed him for sex, but he hasn't okayed himself. And of course, Robby, our leader. Have you ever seen a group more ready to have fun with themselves?