Jess: So sorry for ruining your engagement. I'm sure you didn't plan a joint celebration with a man wearing a beer can crown and pillows on his shoes.
Coach: Jealous 'cause I'm the true American.
Louise: We're sorry we left the ring in your room. That's what we get for fooling around in your bed.
Susan: Something about those high ceilings. We just like tossing each other around.
Jess: Hello!
Schmidt: Oh, God.