Jess: So that's basically how you play true American.
Sam: Yeah, it makes no sense whatsoever.
Jess: Oh.
Sam: Look, I'm just gonna get this over with. Um... Jess, I want to break up...
Jess: I can't marry you.
Sam: With you.
Jess: Oh.
Sam: What?
Jess: So... I really can't marry you.