‘Chicago’
Season 2, Episode 20 - Aired March 26, 2013
After Nick's father dies, the gang travel to Chicago for the funeral.
Quote from Winston
Bonnie: What are we going to do, Winnie? Everyone's waiting.
Winston: Mrs. Miller, how about I just go up there and I say a few words?
Bonnie: Keep it light, keep it happy.
Winston: Right.
Bonnie: Don't mention the felony thing. Or Paraguay, or the storage space.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, y'all. Ah... Now, some of y'all know me. I am Winston. And I look at today as a celebration. So let's have a party.
Man: That's right.
Winston: You know, because a party is what Walt would have... [clearing throat] [choking up] A party is... a party, uh... [sobs] Walt would have wanted us to have a party!
Woman: Oh, dear.
Winston: [grunts, groans] [quietly:] I can do this. I can do this, I can do this. [wails] [wailing sobs] Oh, Walt! I can't do this no more, Walt! [wails]
Quote from Jess
Bonnie: This is Elvis?
Jess: No...
Bonnie: This funeral's going down the toilet. I promised Walter it'd be beautiful and full of life. I promised. I'm sending everyone home.
Jess: Wait. Bonnie.
Bonnie: Are you tapping me on the shoulder, girlie? Let me make this totally clear. I don't want you here. I don't know you. I don't know your people. [Jess taps her again] You tap me twice?
Jess: I... please wait for Nick. It's important.
Bonnie: Then why is he not here? No eulogy? No Elvis? I'd rather not have a funeral if it's not gonna honor my husband.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [as Elvis] You okay, Mama?
Nick: Yeah, I'm gonna be okay, Mama.
Jess: [sings] 'Cause if there's one thing That she don't need It's another hungry mouth to feed In the ghetto In the ghetto [holds mic to Nick] In the ghetto
Nick: [sings] In the ghetto
Bonnie: In the ghetto
All: In the ghetto In the ghetto In the ghetto In the ghetto
Schmidt: I really feel transported to the ghetto.
All: In the ghetto, in the ghetto...
Quote from Schmidt
Bobby: You owe me a gold chain, or at least the price of a gold chain. Or maybe just a giant lobster. It's all about the gesture, and I will get my gesture.
Schmidt: My face touched the mustache of a carcass today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.
Bobby: I got some advice for you: Stay out of Boston.
Schmidt: What, you gonna keep me out of the whole city?
Bobby: I work TSA at Logan. I'll put a gun in your luggage.
Schmidt: Why do you got to bring weapons into it, Bobby?
Quote from Winston
Bonnie: Hey, wh-where do you think you're going with that hat?
Winston: Bonnie, I just really wanted something to remember him by.
Bonnie: Uh-huh. Empty your pockets.
Winston: Okay, look, all I got is this fishing wire and a Wrigley ticket stub with a button, and then there's the... there's the leg to his favorite chair, and there's the...
Bonnie: Come. You keep it all.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hey, Bonnie. Oh, sorry. I almost tapped you. [laughing] You scare me.
Jamie: Pretty fun weekend all in, though, right?
Bonnie: [to Jess] I packed you a snack for the trip.
Jess: Oh. Cheese puffs. Thank you.
Bonnie: Mm-hmm. Come here.
Jess: Oh...
Bonnie: Ooh.
Quote from Nick
Jamie: Oh, hey, Nick?
Nick: Yeah?
Jamie: How far away you are from getting married?
Nick: I don't know.
Jamie: 'Cause, uh, you know, DeAnn and I were thinking about getting married, so...
Nick: Jamie, you know, brothers don't have to get married in order.
Jamie: DeAnn, we're doing this!
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, I couldn't find the, uh, cat. I looked all over, but I just decided to clean out the litter box.
Bonnie: I... owe you an apology.
Nick: What are you talking about?
Bonnie: We all depended on you so much, and you were just a kid.
Nick: Don't do this, Ma.
Bonnie: I'm just saying.
Nick: You're going through enough.
Bonnie: [looks at Jess] I'm glad you have someone who takes care of you.
Nick: I love you, Ma.
Bonnie: Visit more. So I don't have to talk to your brother all the time. [chuckles]